Stories of the New Railway episode 118Stories of the New RailwayEpisode 118: Ahoy, tugboats!Narrator: It was a busy summer for the engines on the New Railway. The autobots were in the middle of training; when Railimus's signals went off.Trackbuster: What's going on?Railimus: I'm picking up an energon spike in a small coastal area in the earth region known as Canada.*Gerald appears out of nowhere with a Canadian Flag on his head.*Gerald: *Canadian Accent. Oh yeah, eh?Leshawna: Gerald, cut that out.Railimus: This area appears to be heavy inhabited; not just by people; but a bunch of talking boats and other aquatic vehicles.Jake: What? Where is place called?Railimus: Well, not to sound dramatic, but apparently; the locals call it... The Big Harbor.*The Theodore Tugboat intro music plays*Narrator: Speaking of the Big Harbor. The tugs had just finished up their morning work meeting. Theodore; the tug in the red Baseball cap, had to help Emily; the bigger tug with the turquoise fishing hat, bring in a container ship.
Stories of the New Railway episode 117Stories of the New RailwayEpisode 117: Estaban's RevengeNarrator: It was a dark and stormy night at a prison near the railway. Estaban, the rogue engine; was sulking in his cell.Estaban: I still can't believe I've been arrested because of that twit Steamwing! Wait till I get my hands on him!Guard: Yo, Estaban! Your bail just got paid off.Estaban: I don't know anyone with that kinda cash. Who paid?Guard: I'm afraid I cannot tell you the name.Estaban: Alright. *heads outside*Female voice: You Estaban?Estaban: Who wants to know?Tori: Someone who hates Megatrain's right-hand bot; just as much as you.Estaban: You know Steamwing?Tori: Oh yeah. The bot killed me more times than I can count. Yet, for some unknown reason; I keep coming back from the dead.Estaban: So, are you suggesting that if we team up, we might be able to extinguish that meddlesome decepticon's spark?Tori: Correct.Estaban: Fair enough. There is strength in numbers afterall.Narrator: Speaking of Steamwing; the
Stories of the New Railway episode 116Stories of the New Railway: Sarah and the BullyNarrator: It was a lovely day on the Bald Controller's Narrow Gauge Railway. Sarah was at the transfer yards when she noticed the trucks were uncharacteristically quiet.Sarah: What's the matter with you guys?Truck 1: Well, a new engine is coming to the railway to visit for a couple weeks.Sarah: *Excited. A new engine?! What's he like?Truck 1: It's a girl.Sarah: Oh. Well what's her name? I wanna meet her already.Truck 2: Her name is Madison.Truck 3: And we don't really like her.Kyle: *puffs over* I know, Madison. She used to work on my old railway before I came here. What's she coming here for?Truck 1: To help out with extra work at the slate mines.Narrator: When Kyle heard this, he frowned.Kyle: I could handle the work. I'm strong enough.Sarah: Is Madison as big as you are, sweetie?Narrator: Kyle didn't answer her. He just repeated himself.Kyle: I could handle the extra work. Besides, Madison isn't very friendly.
Stories of the New Railway episode 115Stories of the New Railway:Episode 115: New Rail Fools DayNarrator: Welcome to season 7 of our show; people. Now, as soon as I get my glasses out of the desk here; we can start. *giant spring snakes pop out* Whoa nelly. Hey, it must be new rail fool's day; it's like April Fools Day on the New Railway. Everyone makes pranks and jokes to make people laugh. Well, almost everyone. Let me tell you what happened to Shima last time it was New Rail Fools Day. See, early that morning; the engines were all asleep in their sheds; when Phoebe started to blow her whistle.Phoebe: Time to wait up, guys!Narrator: The engines woke with a start, fearing they had overslept.Jake: Crap. Baldy is gonna be angry at us.Crystal: How could this happen?Narrator: Gerald was so sleepy and startled by the noise; that he ran right into the back of Shima.Gerald: Whoopsy.Shima: Careful next time!Leshawna: *rolls out from the other side of Phoebe* New Railway Fools!Narrator: Our favorite psycho was wearing s
Jamestopia the Free part 5James’ Cool Adventures for Attractive PeoplesEpisode 2: Jamestopia the Free.Based on "Strongbadia the Free" by TellTale Games and the Brothers Chapps.Parodied by ThomasAngryBirds and jriddle41Chapter 5: Deception and a Plan*The scene from the end of part 4 is seen as the scene begins. A solo violin based instrumental track is heard in the background.*Emily: *voiceover* My dearest Thomas, the siege on the Mansion continues. We are forever surrounded by the brown stench of war and the constant beige screaming. *the camera zooms in on Emily's position on the scene* Always the beige screaming.*A still image showing James looking out of a Mansion window and seeing Bill Ben and Henry run away.*Emily: *voiceover* We have suffered great losses. Bill and Ben were the firsts to turn tail and join the Enemy... *the image zooms into Bill, Ben and Henry* ...quickly followed by the Traitorous Henry. Which, incidentally, is his new rap name.*The image changes to a picture of Emily in t
Jamestopia the Free part 4James’ Cool Adventures for Attractive PeoplesEpisode 2: Jamestopia the Free.Based on "Strongbadia the Free" by TellTale Games and the Brothers Chapps.Parodied by ThomasAngryBirds and jriddle41Chapter 4: Gathering the Nations part 2James: Now we are arriving at Molly's place. There's the guitar-playing, red-haired, yellow slampa with idiot girl and Thomas.Molly: Welcome. We're glad you could make it this far... *Sees James. Oh, it's just you.Emily: Got any fruit to declare?James: Fruit? Sorry. All out. By the way, what kind of crap have a wondered into here?Thomas: This is our country...James: Which is called?Molly: Holdtonling.Emily: Welcome to Sterlintonden.Molly: *annoyed* Emily! It's Holdtonling, and that's final!Thomas: It's a mesh of our last names, if you see what I mean.James: Yup. So, you guys wanna help beat the fat idiot?Emily: * excitedly* Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!Molly: Sorry but we signed a Peace Treaty with him.Thomas: He leaves us alone and we ma
Jamestopia the Free part 3James’ Cool Adventures for Attractive PeoplesEpisode 2: Jamestopia the Free.Based on "Strongbadia the Free" by TellTale Games and the Brothers Chapps.Parodied by ThomasAngryBirds and jriddle41Chapter 3: Gathering the Nations*James arrives at his house and sees that it looks a bit different.*James: What the-? I don't remember the house being like this.*He goes inside and soon finds himself in Edward's Room.*Edward: Well met, fellow ruler. And welcome to Blue House.Duck and Oliver: Where everything is blue or green.James: What the crap?Edward: I trust you've come to negotiate a peaceful trade agreement between our great nations?James: I've come to negotiate a violent military coup between Your Mouthia and Shutupistan.Edward: Hey, you can't push me around anymore, James! I'm President of my own nation now, Duck is Vice-President and Oliver is Secretary. We've got all the documentation to prove it!Duck: Yeah! We're in charge.Oliver: So you have to be nice to us.James:
Jamestopia the Free part 2James’ Cool Adventures for Attractive PeoplesEpisode 2: Jamestopia the Free.Based on "Strongbadia the Free" by TellTale Games and the Brothers Chapps.Parodied by ThomasAngryBirds and jriddle41Chapter 2: The War on the FatJames: Hot babes, cool guys, and even lame peoples! My incarceration has taught me that we can never to truly free until we reject the Fat-thourity of the Fat Controller! Hencetoforthwith, I shall only refer to him as, "The Fat Man". As of today, Jamestopia is its own independent nation!Everyone else: *Gasp.*James: Bill and Ben, if you will.*Bill and Ben start up the Jamestopian music.*James: Everypeoples on all of Sodor...! We should all live in a place where we are free! Free to pick our friends! Free to pick our noses! And most importantly, free to pick our friends' noses! *Jamestopian national anthem begins* That's why I, James Hughes of the Might Tighty Whities, declare war on The Fat Man! Who's with me?! *Blowing wind is heard, cut to a wide shot o
How many times have I seen this?!!? XD